You know that story?

What was it I said?

Oh, yeah, a taxi,

A gun at my head.

Some guys with badges

Who didn't mean well.

They took my wallet

But they left my cell.

I gave that account,

There for all to see,

Plus an exclusive

Shown by NBC.

But here's what I think

And am now inclined

To be more "candid"

So, uh, never mind.