You know that story?
What was it I said?
Oh, yeah, a taxi,
A gun at my head.
Some guys with badges
Who didn't mean well.
They took my wallet
But they left my cell.
I gave that account,
There for all to see,
Plus an exclusive
Shown by NBC.
But here's what I think
And am now inclined
To be more "candid"
So, uh, never mind.